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No Passing Lanes

The real reason for heavy traffic congestion in Fort McMurray

No Passing Lanes thanks to Keith Blake

Life in the slow lane

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There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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