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The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes. - Peter F Drucker

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann


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