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Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

Minimum information given with maximum politeness. - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. - Thomas Sowell

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

A great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. - Franklin P Adams

What makes content engaging is relevancy. You need to connect the contact information with the content information. - Gail Goodman

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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