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Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. - Socrates

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

A manager is responsible for the application and performance of knowledge. - Peter F Drucker

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Intelligence is not the ability to store information, but to know where to find it. - Albert Einstein

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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