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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you: you must acquire it. - Sudie Back

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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