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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. - Gertrude Stein

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Nobuddy kin talk as interestin' as th' feller that's not hampered by facts er information. - Kin Hubbard

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

What makes content engaging is relevancy. You need to connect the contact information with the content information. - Gail Goodman

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda


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