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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. - Socrates

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin


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