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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

In the quest for knowledge, there are no barriers. - Joseph J. Thomas

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

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