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We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge. - Kahili Gibran

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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