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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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