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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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