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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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