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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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