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How to keep running in the afterlife

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For those running out of time
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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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