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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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