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Nice Parking!

When not to park your car in the upright position

Nice Parking! thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And I was so close to the Park & Ride...

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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