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'I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction.' - Albert Einstein ... Can you imagine what the next generation is going to be like?

Group dynamics of social networking

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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