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New Generation Priorities

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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