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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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