New Generation Priorities

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh