QuotaBillsGenius is sorrow's child. - John Adams
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato
Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne
I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman
The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch
Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh
There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken
If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner