New Generation Priorities

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali