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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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