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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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