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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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