New Generation Priorities
Mommy - this app doesn't tell me when to let go!
Computer basics: learning to use the iPotty
QuotaBillsGenius is sorrow's child. - John Adams
I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal
A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury
Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London
The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe
I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar
I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler