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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide


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