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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another. - George Eliot

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis


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