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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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