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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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