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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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