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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible. - Oscar Wilde

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh


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