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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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