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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

We are more closely connected to the invisible than to the visible. - Novalis

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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