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Nerve Twitch

Twisting your optic nerves in a bunch

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Josh thought his shadow diet was growing a little thin

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus


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