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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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