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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Vision is the world's most desperate need. There are no hopeless situations, only people who think hopelessly. - Winifred Newman

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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