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darkness visible - John Milton

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown


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