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Neighbour's Fence

How you can tell who built the fence

Neighbour's Fence thanks to Mike King

Why not just buy shorter nails?

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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