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Needle's Eye Bike

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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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