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Needle's Eye Bike

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Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We grow small trying to be great. - E Stanley Jones

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. - Ingrid Bergman

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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