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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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