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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is. - Irvin Himmel

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick


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