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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. - Ingrid Bergman

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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