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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis


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