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Needle's Eye Bike

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Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Fibula: A small lie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We grow small trying to be great. - E Stanley Jones

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Debugging: Removing needles from a haystack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis

In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one. - Paul Harvey


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