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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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