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Needle's Eye Bike

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Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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