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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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We grow small trying to be great. - E Stanley Jones

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. - Ingrid Bergman

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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