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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

He is invited to do great things who receives small things greatly. - Cassiodorus

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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