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NASA Discovery Flight Down Under

Space Shuttle Discovery on farewell tour

NASA Discovery Flight Down Under thanks to Keith Blake

Discovery even passed me by in Australia

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

The universe stands aside for those people who know where they are going. - Paulo Coelho

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. - John A Holmes

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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