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NASA Discovery Flight Down Under

Space Shuttle Discovery on farewell tour

NASA Discovery Flight Down Under thanks to Keith Blake

Discovery even passed me by in Australia

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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