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NASA Discovery Flight Down Under

Space Shuttle Discovery on farewell tour

NASA Discovery Flight Down Under thanks to Keith Blake

Discovery even passed me by in Australia

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Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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