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NASA Discovery Flight Down Under

Space Shuttle Discovery on farewell tour

NASA Discovery Flight Down Under thanks to Keith Blake

Discovery even passed me by in Australia

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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