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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie