Napping Semis

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin