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If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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