Napping Semis

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin