Napping Semis

Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin