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If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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