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If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin