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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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