Napping Semis

If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash