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Nailed It Nails

How you can tell if your manicure is wearing off

Nailed It Nails thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Lining up the fingernails on Davy Jones' locker

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Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson


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