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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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