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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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