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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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