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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats


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