My Mom's The Best

Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields