QuotaBillsMinimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell
Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli
Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving
Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington
A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan
Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles
The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker
The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker
Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa
A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke
Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite
It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown
I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin
I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown
Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson
My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy
There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown
There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving
In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union
My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law."
WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda