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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. - Walter Bagehot

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

If there were a little more silence, if we all kept quiet... maybe we could understand something. - Federico Fellini

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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