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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

The quiet mind is richer than a crown. - Robert Greene

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy


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