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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment. - Archie Bunker

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Know yourself fearlessly (even quietly) for all the things you are. - Aberjhani

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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