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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden


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