Multi Task Dad

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey