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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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