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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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