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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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