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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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