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Mother-In-Law Seat

When only the best bench seat will do

Mother-In-Law Seat thanks to Keith Blake

Preparing for the in-laws' visit

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Culture is a slingshot moved by the force of its past. - Barbara Kingsolver

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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