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Mother-In-Law Seat

When only the best bench seat will do

Mother-In-Law Seat thanks to Keith Blake

Preparing for the in-laws' visit

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Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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