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Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah


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