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I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber


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