Morning Paper

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell