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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard M Nixon

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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