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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Every man must live with the man he makes of himself. - Amish Saying

As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man. - Saint John Chrysostom

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

There is nothing will kill a man so soon as having nobody to find fault with but himself. - George Eliot

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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