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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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