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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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