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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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A good man is always a beginner. - Martial

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.' - James Nesbitt

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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