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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you. - Archie Bunker

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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