Moosejaw Driver
How to draw attention away from a truck driver
QuotaBillsBad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West
The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar
Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper