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Moosejaw Driver

How to draw attention away from a truck driver

Moosejaw Driver thanks to Keith Blake

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Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper


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