Moosejaw Driver
How to draw attention away from a truck driver
QuotaBillsBad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell
The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky
Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram
Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown
I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper