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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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