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Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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