Money Machine

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump