Money Machine

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer