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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields
I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown
I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire
If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb
How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller
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There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams
Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump
We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow
Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson
Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump
Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki