Money Machine

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is. - Jim Carrey

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee