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Money Machine

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?

Money Machine thanks to Mike King

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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