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Money Machine

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?

Money Machine thanks to Mike King

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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