Money Machine

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump