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Mommy's Diet

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Mommy's Diet thanks to Mike King

Choosing a healthy diet plan for Mom

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Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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