QuotaBillsSilence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli
Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown
Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving
Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren