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Mommy's Diet

Some families find it difficult to survive diets

Mommy's Diet thanks to Mike King

Choosing a healthy diet plan for Mom

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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson


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