Mommy's Diet

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson