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Mommy's Diet

Some families find it difficult to survive diets

Mommy's Diet thanks to Mike King

Choosing a healthy diet plan for Mom

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Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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