Missing Windows File

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco