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Milky Way

Is their life on Mars? Is Milky Way the best?

Milky Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not so long ago, in a not so far away galaxy...

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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