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Milky Way

Is their life on Mars? Is Milky Way the best?

Milky Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not so long ago, in a not so far away galaxy...

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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