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Fibula: A small lie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Debugging: Removing needles from a haystack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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