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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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