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Messerschmitt

Design flaws of the German Luftwaffe

Messerschmitt thanks to Mel Hardman

No wonder the Germans lost World War II

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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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