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Math in Africa

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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