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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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