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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

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Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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