Maid Confusion

Your public servants serve you right. - Adlai Stevenson

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

He who is not a good servant will not be a good master. - Plato

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw