Maid Confusion
Clearing up who does the housework
A relationship 'not maid' for him
QuotaBillsWomen hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray
Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb
I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers
I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde
If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson
A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman
Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin
I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde
Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde
It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding
There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde
Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin
Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King
Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin