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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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