Maid Confusion

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs but there will never be equality in the servants' hall. - James M Barrie

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King