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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

Your public servants serve you right. - Adlai Stevenson

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Expert: Someone who brings confusion to simplicity. - Gregory Nunn

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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