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Lucky Cars

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When good things come in threes

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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