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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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