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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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