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Lucky Cars thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When good things come in threes

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown


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