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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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