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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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