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The best placed plans of birds and men

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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