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Lost Meal

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Lost Meal thanks to Keith Blake

The best placed plans of birds and men

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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