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The best placed plans of birds and men

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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