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The best placed plans of birds and men

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Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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