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The best placed plans of birds and men

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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