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The best placed plans of birds and men

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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