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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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