QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com