QuotaBillsComedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett
Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon
Daylight is an amazing boost for bravery. - Debra Pickman
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy
There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa
time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings
I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson
One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker
One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb
If you're there before it's over, you're on time. - James J Walker
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown
Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip
Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson
It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
- Jarod Kintz
Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
There was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous. - Abraham Lincoln
The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst
Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar
There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder
Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin
A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton
No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek
I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall
Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm
Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton
I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis
I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright
Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer
Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus
You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp
Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher
Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay
There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant