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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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