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Little Johnny's First School Picture

Feeling shy, Little Johnny backed up to the camera

Little Johnny's First School Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Winner of the 'Awkward School Picture' award

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I did kindergarten twice because I was so shy. - Zendaya

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Tact is like a girdle. It enables you to organize the awkward truth more attractively. - Unknown

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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