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Little Johnny's First School Picture

Feeling shy, Little Johnny backed up to the camera

Little Johnny's First School Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Winner of the 'Awkward School Picture' award

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I did kindergarten twice because I was so shy. - Zendaya

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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