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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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