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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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