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Light Road

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Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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