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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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