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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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