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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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