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Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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