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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. - Baruch Spinoza

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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