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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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