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Where 'Food For Thought' begins at college

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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