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Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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