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Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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