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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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