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Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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