QuotaBillsThe most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso