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Wilbur didn't notice that crack forming just behind him

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Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

If they think we got an edge, we got an edge. - Red Auerbach

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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