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Wilbur didn't notice that crack forming just behind him

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Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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