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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

If they think we got an edge, we got an edge. - Red Auerbach

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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