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Lawn Illusion

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Lawn Illusion thanks to Mike King

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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