QuotaBillsIllusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard
Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway