QuotaBillsOld age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
Three hundred years of humiliation, abuse and deprivation cannot be expected to find voice in a whisper. - Martin Luther King Jr
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde